What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

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-mwahh

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

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“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”